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New!  The Jam Jon Corner!!

Jam Jon: Look the sun is rising, and I'm not drunk yet
 
Jam Jon: Guys, we should all start smoking crack...
Billy: Um... I don't... know if that...
Jam Jon: No, no, hear me out!
 
Jack: I've got a girl coming tonight!
Jam Jon:  Like a female girl?
 
[News Report]: ...a 4-month old baby was found trapped inside a car today in East Framingham, Mass...
Jam Jon:  (to himself) Stupid Baby.
 
Carlyn: She's a self-admitted cocktease.
Jam Jon: What's a cocktease?
Dan: ...One who teases the cock.
Jam Jon: ...like a farmer?

"This bed is 6'9" long?  That means if I was as tall as this bed, I'd be 6'9"!"
-John eleventy six

"my mouth tastes like ass, do you have anything for us to eat" - jon
"i've got cookies, and pretzels..." - carlyn
"how bout a teabag" - drew

"Is this football youre watching?"
"Uh, no its baseball"
"Oh I'm sorry. I dont know, I'm ENGLISH" (gives grotesque smile, showing crooked yellow teeth.)

Hey rick, if you and james ever want to have a baby, I'l donate my sperm.
-John the 116

"Debit Card Technology is here"
          -Hanselman soda machine

"gimme a P! gimme an M!" - rob
"S!" -john

REAL SNAPPLE FACT: Termites eat through wood twice as fast when rock music is being played.

"You realize it's warm enough to be raining?"
    -Meghan Frazier (said while raining)

Farinuts: what is rob's penis doing when he thinks of you?
Auto response from Tineca: straightening
Farinuts: good answer
                      -Matt's away message 2/1/03

"That sounds like a children's spaghetti. What's the name of that spaghetti? It's something O's. Cheerios? No that's a cereal."
       -Neil
(roughly quoted):  "You mean SpaghettiO's?  [much laughter]"  -Rick

RRRRAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!11
             -Rah

"Who the fuck is Meghan Howe?!?!"
"I'm Meghan Howe!"
"Shit"
       -John... and Meghan Howe

"See, the 'whis' part means 'water of life,' and the 'key' part means... 'water of life'."
        -Jon/Mess

"[laughs]... you tryin' to get something for the quotes page?" 
     -Quote on Demand from Drew

"Wha?"
      -Quote on Demand from Billy

"Pinochles!!  Good for the soul!"
                -Quote on Demand from Rick

Drew smokes pot






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