New! The Jam Jon Corner!!
Jam Jon: Look the sun is rising, and I'm not drunk yet
Jam Jon: Guys, we should all start smoking crack...
Billy: Um... I don't... know if that...
Jam Jon: No, no, hear me out!
Jack: I've got a girl coming tonight!
Jam Jon: Like a female girl?
[News Report]: ...a 4-month old baby was found trapped inside a car today in East Framingham, Mass...
Jam Jon: (to himself) Stupid Baby.
Carlyn: She's a self-admitted cocktease.
Jam Jon: What's a cocktease?
Dan: ...One who teases the cock.
Jam Jon: ...like a farmer?
"This bed is 6'9" long? That means if I was as tall as this bed, I'd be 6'9"!"
-John eleventy six
"my mouth tastes like ass, do you have anything for us to eat" - jon
"i've got cookies, and pretzels..." - carlyn
"how bout a teabag" - drew
"Is this football youre watching?"
"Uh, no its baseball"
"Oh I'm sorry. I dont know, I'm ENGLISH" (gives grotesque smile, showing crooked yellow teeth.)
Hey rick, if you and james ever want to have a baby, I'l donate my sperm.
-John the 116
"Debit Card Technology is here"
-Hanselman soda machine
"gimme a P! gimme an M!" - rob
"S!" -john
REAL SNAPPLE FACT: Termites eat through wood twice as fast when rock music is being played.
"You realize it's warm enough to be raining?"
-Meghan Frazier (said while raining)
Farinuts: what is rob's penis doing when he thinks of you? Auto
response from Tineca: straightening
Farinuts: good answer
-Matt's away message 2/1/03
"That sounds like a children's spaghetti. What's the name of that spaghetti? It's something O's. Cheerios? No that's
a cereal."
-Neil
(roughly quoted): "You mean SpaghettiO's? [much laughter]" -Rick
RRRRAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!11
-Rah
"Who the fuck is Meghan Howe?!?!"
"I'm Meghan Howe!"
"Shit"
-John... and Meghan Howe
"See, the 'whis' part means 'water of life,' and the 'key' part means... 'water of life'."
-Jon/Mess
"[laughs]... you tryin' to get something for the quotes page?"
-Quote on Demand from Drew
"Wha?"
-Quote on Demand from Billy
"Pinochles!! Good for the soul!"
-Quote on Demand from Rick
Drew smokes pot
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