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From: Tina Peters

Subject: make amazing money with the ADULT enterta 

Dear friend,

Have you ever felt the rewards of receiving checks in the mail from a really simple task you did with your personal home computer? How do you think you would react when every week you reach into your mailbox, and you pull out check after check?

In a few moments from now, I'm going to hand you the keys that will create for you an incredible source of income from the most profitable and 100% risk free online business. When I'm done, you're going to be able to:

  • Easily make professional websites
  • Use the internet like a pro
  • Create top notch computer graphics in a snap
  • Work with the top software programs in the industry
  • Masterfully advertise and market your website
  • Promote your website to thousands of people every day
  • And how to transform all of that into making hundreds of dollars every week with your home computer

With as much ease as it takes you to reach a website, open an e-mail or chat with a friend, you can use your computer to generate tons of cash! I've already helped hundreds of people reach their dreams of financial freedom and now I want to do the same for you.

Dear Tina,
 
Thanks for the amazing offer.  Who knew there were people as courteous as yourself that give people money for sitting around on their ass looking at midget porn all day.  I can't wait to pull out check after check from my mailbox.  Now I can get the financial freedom I deserve, and I can also get midget porn up the wazoo!
 
-Your Friend, Hanselman1

From: Bernard Gayle njjxharobwzvz@pxolokovms.com
Subject: Free-Big-Money-Cash-Grants 428
Are you aware that you can receive free money
                  from the government in the form of grants that
                  never need to be repaid?
                  
                  Interested? http://www.google.com/url?q=http://www.mygrantnow.org/grants.html
                  

Dear Bernard,
 
No I am not interested.  I heard you were giving also wheeler 2 free-big-money-cash-grants as you kids call it these days.  And dont try to bring the government into this.  Slut.
 
-Hanselman1






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